Faces in Places

LINK quote [A photographic collection of faces found in everyday places].
(via MoPo | Geek News)

Goatse Mickey Mouse

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[More goatse at Unscathed Corpse]

Dead Mouse...

LINK quote [Dear Tech Support, My d8b constantly freezes whenever I try to use the mouse! I've sent a picture of the mouse to see if you could tell me if it's the right make/model for the d8b].
(via log_070329)

Hotdoll for Dogs...

quote [Dogs have sexual needs or domination problems which urge them to hump various objects such as cushions, teddy bear or your own leg and your guest's. Hotdoll is a sextoy designed for dogs which purpose is to control this problem]. Produced by Feeladdicted.

The Gazelena Project

The Gazelena Project - Story + video quote [New York University students Allistar Peters and Meng Li came up with the "breastcam" as part of a thesis project. Ms Li nips out to the city's streets in a dress fitted with cameras to catch passing oglers in the act, and the double-C TV footage is broadcast over the web. Mr Peters said the idea was not to affront those who fail to keep their eyes above his bosom friend's neckline but to address the issue of public surveillance].
(via Atomic Sex Kitten)

Do It Yourself: Handmade Guitar Picks

LINK quote [Handmade guitar picks. Most are made from old plastic cards (gift cards, credit cards, hotel room keys, etc.) Other materials are cardboard, "Handi Snacks" stick, CD, Toshiba laptop, and plastic packaging. I trace a store bought pick with an ultra fine sharpie, cut them out with scissors (for plastic), and sand the edges with an emery board. The metal ones are more complicated].
(via Andy's Blog)

Super Pii Pii Brothers

LINK quote [As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little surprised].
(via Kinkerbelle)
[More about urinals and videogames at Unscathed Corpse]

Road Kill Toys

LINK quote [Get your Squash-plush toys while they’re still fresh off the tarmac. Twitch the Raccoon was the first to be scraped off the road. But now there’s a new not-so-cuddly toy in town. His name is Grind the Rabbit. The first 1000 Grind characters are all limited edition. Each one has a personalised toe tag, handwritten by the creator. All of them have limited edition numbers].

"Her" Chair Is Not For Him...Hopefully

quote [Disney's Cinderella painted a pretty picture of a perverse scene—only the one girl in all the land with the perfectly-proportioned foot could fulfill the prince's grimy foot fetish. So you can consider the Her Chair a modern Cinderella equivalent...if Cinderella were to have dropped an ass-molded plastic chair during her race against midnight. A sexier take on the influential Danish design of Verner Panton, just make sure that Cinderella doesn't gain any weight, or the fairy tale is over].
Seen at Milan Furniture Show 2008 and designed by Fabio Novembre for Casamania
(via Gizmodo)

Brody & Paetau: DogCarpets

LINK quote [Ondrej Brody & Kristofer Paetau, ”DogCarpets - A series of taxidermised dogs (and a cat)”, 2007].

Sculpta Sutra: the Kama Sutra Modeling Kit

LINK quote [A more flexible guide to The Kama Sutra! Sculpta Sutra is the world's first 3D guide to the Kama Sutra. Sculpta Sutra is a fun, hands-on way for partners to learn more about adventurous love making and, ultimately, more about each other. The kit includes enough modeling clay to build two very, very flexible sex instructors who (along with the guide book) will bend over backwards to teach you all they know].
(via Sex and Blogs)

Chocolate Party Hats

LINK quote [Chocolate Party Hats are made of the finest imported Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate. If this chocolate isn’t the best you’ve put in your mouth...].

Amanda's Autopsies

LINK quote [Yes! You too can own... taxidermy. Amanda's Autopsies can help your dreams come true. We bring "back to life" many different rodents that would have been used as frozen pet food for reptiles. We believe in preserving that beautiful nature of these creatures so that they may "live on" forever! Contact us now for your very own piece of taxidermy!].

Virtual Shoe Museum

LINK quote [The Virtual Shoe Museum was initiated by Liza Snook in 2004. Once the idea was born, a long search began for designers, photographers and publishers connected to shoes. New friendships developed and our mailbox filled with loads of material on fantastic shoes, art and design on shoes].
(via Kinkerbelle)

Form and Function: Masuimi Max

LINK quote [Masuimi serving up some goodies. Nice tray].
(via Atlanta Bondage)

Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener

LINK quote [Opening a bottle of beer isn't the most exciting thing in the world, but to Moaning Lisa there is nothing better. Just place her metal bottom around the bottle cap and as you open it, she lets out her orgasmic screams of pleasure. You'll never think of bottle opening in the same way again].

Hillary: Gadget Model @ I4U

LINK Happy Holidays! The I4U Gadget Model gallery features Miss Santa this month. This year Miss Santa is a beautiful model named Hillary.

10 doghouses

LINK quote [Deputydog has a list of ten doghouses he’d live in if he were “slightly smaller”].

Nintendo Mario Villain Scarf

LINK quote [I made a lovely scarf for a friend of mine. It only took me a year to make due to my laziness for making graphs and all the damn colors. I lined the back with fleece. It's super warm too. Disregard my craptacular photopasting skills].
[Previously: Crafting a Mario or even a Yoshi]

Madame Khufu's Masks

LINK quote [Congratulations on selecting Madame Khufu's Parlor of Incognita for all your mask needs. All our masks are hand made from leather into what we believe are some of the finest creations in the world].