How many cannibals could your body feed?

LINK quote [The most important question you'll ever ask yourself...].
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Food Advertising

LINK Real products and how they looks on ads...
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Godkiller

quote [All this together can only be described as GODKILLER, for why else would it exist but to kill God?]:
1 Crunchwrap Supreme
1 OCTO-MAC
20 or so Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets
Taco Bell Cheese Sauce
Bacos
Garfield's Macaroni & Beef
A splash of Jim Beam
Approximately 2 cups of salsa

Chocolate Party Hats

LINK quote [Chocolate Party Hats are made of the finest imported Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate. If this chocolate isn’t the best you’ve put in your mouth...].

Oreos + Pepperoni + Cheese Snack

quote [Chris writes in with his Triple Stuf Deluxe Superbowl snacks, which contain Oreos, pepperoni and cheese (topped with a sprig of parsley), artfully arranged. He promises that they're "actually really tasty in a perverse way." He's documented the creation with a spiffy photocomic]. Chris Archive.
(via Boing Boing)

Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener

LINK quote [Opening a bottle of beer isn't the most exciting thing in the world, but to Moaning Lisa there is nothing better. Just place her metal bottom around the bottle cap and as you open it, she lets out her orgasmic screams of pleasure. You'll never think of bottle opening in the same way again].

Sex Food Fight or Egg Fight (to be Precise)

LINK quote [WAM or “Wet and Messy Sex” is probably not my cup of tea but I only say that because I haven’t really tried it in real life and I’m up for almost anything. So until I try it, I’m keeping my comments at a minimum but if this kind of stuff gets you excited I can objectively say that this site looks pretty cool; and the girls are hot too - whether they’re getting egged or not. Not into egging? There’s mud wrestling, pie, oil, cake, you name it; all except the proverbial kitchen sink].

Beauty and Braces: metal mouth fetish

LINK quote [This site is dedicated to the worlds of the Metal Mouth, and the beautiful females that have them].
(via Sex and Blogs)

Filthy food

quote [I laughed, clapped, screamed, wiggled in my seat... I'm not sure if I'm hungry or horny!!! This is awesome and I predict it will find it's way into millions of views!! Great work, especially to Annie, for keeping a straight face as Cookie Dough made his entrance (or Exit!!)].
(via Pensiero intimo)

Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator

LINK quote [We all know about the delightfully pervertable uses of fruits and vegetables, but sometimes even the tried and true cucumber method can get a little stale. If you want to step it up a notch, why not turn that boring old tuber or melon into a lively vibrator?].
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Betelnut girls photos

BETELNUT GIRLS - MORE LINKS According to Wikipedia, Betelnut beauties are "scantily-clad young women selling betel nut on roadside kiosks in Taiwan. A uniquely Taiwanese phenomenon, they are named after the legendary beauty Xi Shi from the Spring and Autumn Period of ancient China".
quote [It's a seed that you mix with a little lime powder (calcium carbonate) and wrap in a leaf. Then you stuff the quid between your lip and gum. I didn't detect any psychoactive effects from the stuff, but it did turn my saliva a pretty red color].
(via Boing Boing)

Can Chocolate Candies Turn You On?

LINK quote [These are actually made completely out of chocolate that you can eat].
(via softblog)

Miss Magnum

LINK Magnum Advertising Campaing with videos of attractive young women eating a big Magnum ice cream...
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Muki's Kitchen

LINK quote [Yes, we celebrate cannibalism as an erotic fantasy: good old-fashioned woman-eating, femme-feasting, girl-gobbling, fun!].
(via El Vooyeur)

Death by Caffeine

LINK quote [How much of your favorite caffeinated drink would it take to kill you? Take this quick test and find out].
(via Coolios Weblog)

Convert words into biscuits

LINK quote [Bokstavskex generates words of your choosing set in type composed of alphabet digestive biscuits].
(via Boing Boing)

Bizarre Hentai Art

LINK A gallery of girls ...eating girls.
(via dadanoias)

The Tattooed Banana

LINK quote [Welcome to the Tattooed Banana. The only site you will find dedicated to the emerging appreciation for banana art. Please enjoy the work, even the ones with the brown spots. You can email me at tattooedbanana@yahoo.com and I will include your pictures to the site].
(via bl0g.wa-junge.de)

Sexy candies

LINK quote [A Japanese shopping website is selling special candies to be used as party prizes or special gifts. The "H na kotowo shitaku naru kamo shirenai candy" can be translated as a candy that might make you want to do dirty/sexual things. The other one "Uwaki wo shitaku naru kamo shirenai candy" is a candy that might make you want to have an affair].
(via sexblo.gs)

Demonic Tots and Disturbing Cuisine

LINK quote [The Plan59 Gallery of Demonic Tots and Deeply Disturbing Cuisine feature scans of vintage food advertisements in which children leer at plates of foood with expressions that transcend mere eagerness and shade over to scary, demonic malice].
(via Boing Boing)